Cards are cheesy, your farts are breezy
You love riding your bike, and I’d much rather take a hike
You married mom and then you got me. Did you ever imagine how fun it would be?
You make fun of me, calling me no-butt. And I know deep down, you truly love our mutts.
You have taught me a lot over the years. You promised to love me through my faults and fears.
I couldn’t ask a better man to play the part, deep in your hairy chest is a huge heart.
Here’s to you on Father’s Day, for loving and taking care of us come what may.